Edgar Bergen / Joe Henry

I just make the beds, then I need to go lie down… /
I just sweep the yards and wait for the whole world to change

Madonna has a sister, and that sister is married, just like anyone else, just like normal women who aren’t Madonna’s siblings, married to Joe Henry. Joe Henry’s kids have Auntie Madonna, who I picture prancing around in sexy bustiers, fellating Evian bottles, arriving late for birthday parties. Does she babysit? Or is she a lazy aunt, arms crossed, siting on the couch, waiting for someone to bring her a bowl of chips and guacamole, because why should she have to get up? She’s fucking Madonna, for God’s sake.